Yes, after some severe butthurting I've decided to quit NG and just focus on my own site. I've been on this site for nearly 4 years now, and I'm just sick of it. The flash, the forums, the people, sick of it. kthxbai.

Fuck this, I'm leaving.

Eh, I dunno.

SOOSHEE SEEKS FYVE FOO IN DEE HOWZE

ALSO NOT A SHAMELESS PLUG

The Tuesday launch is a-go.

Also, a thing I've been writing:

At the time of writing this sentence it is 3:50 AM. Wait, 3:51...

Anyway, I'm tired. What causes tiredness is beyond me, frankly because I've never really had much of an interest in learning the (3:52) answer.

Now, I'm that way about a lot of things, like "who founded Denny's"? It's like one of those questions that are just so uninteresting that no one that wasn't writing some kind of essay on Denny's would care about.

Then again, now that I've started thinking about it, I feel like I should try to find out who founded Denny's.

That's quite the odd conundrum. Hm, I'm not even sure that "conundrum" would be the right word to use in such situation, as I'm unsure of the definition of "conundrum". Again, like the "who founded Denny's?" question, I feel like I should track down the definition of "conundrum".

Noun
Singular
conundrum

Plural
conundrums or conundra
conundrum (plural conundrums or conundra)
1.A difficult question or riddle, especially one using a play on words in the answer.

Just as I though. I incorrectly misused the word.

Now (3:58) I feel as if I should find who founded Denny's. See, I began talking about Denny's first, but then I began talking about conundrums, and found the definition for that.

I fear that if I don't find the information about the Denny's founder, I feel as if I've left something missing.

Not physically, of course. Considering that the founder of Denny's has most likely been well documented on the Internet, so if any amount of physical information at the Denny's headquarters about the founder goes missing, they could simply do an Internet search on the founder of Denny's and the only things lost is the piece of white computer paper that the information was printed on and the manila folder that it was stored in.

Then you must think how said information was lost, or perhaps even stolen. But one must wonder what one would want with the information, or the physical items that it was stored on and in.

One could argue that the paper and folder may hold some sort of value to the person. Perhaps said person would need the paper or folder for his or her own uses, or to perhaps sell the items, either individually or in some kind of "paper and folder all-in-one combo pack".

This often makes me wonder why many retailers offer discounts when one buys more than one expensive product. One would think that said retailer would lose money offer such a discount, which, they of course, don't.

Say that said retailer is selling a comically over-sized mangoes for $100.00 each. But, if you buy two, the price of the second would only be $99.99.

Now, it would probably sound like you would only need to pay $199.99 for both mangoes, but there's also tax that one needs to pay.

It's true! It's actual!

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THE FUTURE.

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